Yeah, I Know…….Let’s Just Pretend

Been a long time, been a long time, been a long, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely lonely time…..

Yeah, the one and only mother fucking time I will ever be caught quoting them. It will also be the only thing I will say about the obvious absence. I’ve been busy. Yes, too busy to write. Or maybe just unwilling to sit down and be amusing or wicked or pretend to be whatever it is that I am here when what I am HERE has been what it has been.

Fact is, HERE has been full of the suck. Still is. If anything, it’s more full of the suck, but sometimes that’s just the way it goes and writing is better than dwelling. So, I’m being all writer-esque rather than in my head. I will spread the wealth of ick and ilk. You’re very welcome.

I am still a lover of lists, so I thought I would make a list for you tonight. A simple one. A brief list of things I would like to pummel with a tire iron. Let’s begin.

Executives who set quotas with no realistic basis
Clowns
Adulterers
Executives who set quotas with no realistic basis
Clowns
Insurance agents
Mechanics
Clowns
Parents who let their 10 yr old daughters wear stripper outfits YEAR ROUND
Executives who set quotas with no realistic basis
Clowns
Jillian Michaels
The judicial system which holds me back from actually doing this

Okay. So I guess this means I am back. It’s all official like and stuff. I worked out a little Helloween aggression and everything. Maybe next post will be all warm and fuzz