Yeah, I Know…….Let’s Just Pretend

Been a long time, been a long time, been a long, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely lonely time….. Yeah, the one and only mother fucking time I will ever be caught quoting them. It will also be the only thing I will say about the obvious absence. I’ve been busy. Yes, too busy to write. Or […]

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11 Minutes

It isn’t a special measure of time in one’s life. It’s the amount of time I have to create this magical post for you. It’s the amount of time I have before I need to go and prepare to rally the sales force for the last sales day of the month, when really, all I […]

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Where I Am From……..

I am from warm evenings with honeysuckle on rusted broken fences….. I am from Saturday mornings in country stores listening to old men share stories of small town history…… I am from summer afternoons of exploring woods and streams with my younger brother…… I am from parents who struggled to raise a headstrong girl who […]

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When In Doubt: A Retrospective

When in doubt………….just throw on a sash made by a stunningly beautiful, highly intelligent, outrageously funny, former print and runway model and say, “Because I fucking can, that’s why!”. It helps if there are several other extraordinary women walking around with you wearing one….and a gay bar server. But it’s totally cool to wander out […]

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Some Things Should NOT Be Seen

I am not judging. I don’t care to judge, it’s not my place, but damnit, what’s with the overwhelming need to take so many revealing pix on the cellphone?????!!! Actually, I will revise that. I don’t even give a damn what pix you take on your cellphone, but please and thank you, keep them to […]

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